Not long ago, my local Fred Meyer stopped carrying Jeno’s frozen pizzas.
Not long before that, I had discovered Jeno’s frozen pizzas. I’ve never found a frozen pizza that was worth two shits. But at 99 cents on sale (from $1.10) what did I have to lose? I didn’t feel like cooking that night and I wanted pizza.
It was easily the best frozen pizza I’ve ever had. The crust was magically crispy and chewy. They tasted like pizza, plus that weird extra mysterious delicious/disgusting flavor only found in truly industrial food. Best of all, at 7 ounces, 490 calories they were the right size for a single meal. They were the perfect, effortless delivery system for fresh vegetables – in my case baby bell peppers and arugula.
It was a whirlwind romance that lasted just two months … and then they were gone.
But not before I cleaned out the last 26 boxes from the Fred Meyer freezer section at the closeout price of 88 cents each. (I shudder to think of the corners cut to get to that price.)